Born in 1931 on the island of Kokomo, Debra is said to have run away to sea at the age of 7. She quickly came to realize she could not tread water very well, and instinctively rode a friendly sea turtle back to dry land.*
Today she resides in sunny California where she dreams up tall tales with the aid of her plump daughter, Olive and cuddly dog, Beans.**
* Oscar Wilde remarked, "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." True dat. None of this is true. Debra really likes to lie.
** All of this is true.